Tuesday, November 30, 2010

A Different Toy Story

Moma's been in that VerySpecialCloset

The One where she hides Christmas Pressies
(as if OurGirl doesn't know they are there)
and
Some VerySpecialToys

Like

My
Football

So

When she opened the Door
to get the Pressies out to get them ready for OurTrip
I just HAD to have a play with my MostFavoriteToy

She got it down
Gave it to me
and
Left the room.

Like a GoodBoy
I played
Quietly and Independently
and
I must say
Quite Proudly

After a While
I called Moma in to see


I'm such a GoodBoy


But
I understand there's been a bit of a Misunderstanding
About my Terrier Destuffing Skills

I just wanted to set the Record straight



(Yes ...  That's Stuffing in my MostLarge and OpenMouth)

If you really want to know what I'm capable of
Watch This
and
Please
Be Quite Impressed



Here's the Evidence in Clear and Multiple Forms


You see?
I AM quite the Destuffer

I just pick and choose my Toys and my Occasions
(with a little bit of help ... it seems if I enjoy this Play too often
my VSB ... VerySensitiveBelly ... ruins the Fun

Bluntly put:  I puke when I get too excited
and
This really is quite Exciting)

So

The Play comes to an End
and Moma restuffs the Football
(with my help, of course)

And the Inevitable happens
(Much to my Chagrin)


Yep
Back on the Shelf it goes

(With the mechanical toys that put me Over the Edge)

'Till next Time

In the Meantime
I've got all those Christmas and Winter Toys
in the other Room
(Click here if you didn't see them in our last post
and if you wanna see my Fun)

Maybe 'cause there're so Many HolidayToys
and Lots of Them have the Scents of Doggies before Me
I tend to leave them in their Stuffed State

Mostly
For Now

(Love, Jake)

17 comments:

Amy & the house of cats said...

Hi Jake!! We think you do a great job of destuffing that football! And we think it is so cool that your mom restuffs it for you to play with again! Our doggie cousin Sunny loves to destuff too, but her brother Oscar is more like Fergie - he is just learning to play with toys because he didn't have any to learn with for a long time. WE think both those are great - destuffing or not we love it all!

Kari in Alaska said...

You are a most excellent destuffer :)

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

White Dog Blog said...

You have kept your destuffing talents hidden too long, my friend! You are a master destuffer! I love that you and moma save it all so you can have the fun all over again. When do you head South?

Unknown said...

Wow Jake Special MD
I see you use the y cut then anchor with your paw! My preferred technique! I just can't believe momma recycles them. I hope santa brings u a new football!
Norwood

Hey no worries about the over excited burbs! Donavan mcnabb a famous football player does it too!

Lorenza said...

Jake!
Yes. I am really impressed!
Good job!
I wonder why I have never done that to a stuffy!
I guess I need to give it a try!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Bocci said...

Yep, that's what my wire fox, Carson, did. Parental Unit said that she "disembowled" them first and then gave them to Carson!

P.S. I think you need to try and win a "Tuff Stuff Nose Diver" Contest closes tomorrow at 5pm EST :-)

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

What talent!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: We are snikhkering at our word: ISTSIME!

Pepsi Bum said...

Wow Jake, you are real good at destuffing toys aren't you! Real cool that your Mom restuffs the toy!

I take forever to de-stuff a toy. My hoomans are glad for that however.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Duke said...

Nice job de-stuffing, Jake!
We've never seen a re-stuff job done so quickly before!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

You deserve the name "terrier" as your destuffing skills are superb.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Wow thats some job you did on that ball. You areawesome.. Mol Hugs GJ x

Clive said...

That was some de-stuffing job!

take care
Clive and Murray

Asta said...

Deew sweet Bwuffuw Jake
I nevew had any doubt that you wewe a most excellent destuffew! I sometimes go fow weeks nevew destuffing, and then all of a sudden I get inspiwed..I think you awe a most talented and handsome and faboolous tewwiew
smoochie kisses and some extwa ones to my sweet sissie Fewgie too
love
ASTA

Susan said...

your Blog post made me smile, on a day when I really needed a reason to smile!!
Thanks!!!

WFT Nobby said...

Jake, can I let you into a little secret? I have never yet destuffed a toy! I know. It's embarrassing. I've done a lot of chewing, as we know, but the destuffing thing, well I'm not quite there yet. So I've been watching your videos very carefully and hoping to learn some technique.
Does having a jangly collar help?
Toodle pip!
In admiration,
Bertie.

William Tell said...

Good form, really quite amazing the talent you have for destuffing stuffies. Good of your Mom to recycle them, too. She must be quite talented herself with a needle and thread to piece it back together. Good match. :)

Happy Tails,
William Tell

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